Oxford

Went into the college today where they filmed a bit of Harry Potter, was pretty interesting. Saw the great hall and some grounds. This lady told me that the roof looks like its arched but its really flat. I was having a chat with a man in a bowler hat and he told me one of the most important sayings I have ever heard. He said to me "would an idiot do that". Now whenever i'm about to do something, i will think to myself would an idiot do that, and if they would, i will not do that thing. But thats besides the point. Had my first curry today, it was terrible, and they charged 3.95 for a pint of Kingfisher.

Been going out a fair bit in Oxford. The nightlife system is quite interesting. All the pubs stop serving at eleven and you are booted out once your drink is finished. Then everyone moves onto the clubs which are only open til 2:30, so then you make your own fun by getting a kebab of some pakistanis and hanging around in the street. When your inside a club and you need to go to the toilet there are always two men waiting buy the basin offering you aftershave, so you can "freshen up for the punani",they then inform you "no spray no lay", and "no water no daughter". (if you want more sayings bookface me me) It really opened my eyes on the ways to woo women.

The people I am working with are very nice and all have interesting stories. The South Africans are working England because they cannot get jobs back home. They are all educated and all very hard workers, but the fact that they are white means no one will employ them.
One Enlglish boy who is working also teaches ballet and theatre. He is starring in the broadway version of 'Allo 'Allo and wills soon be touring all around the UK.
One Australian who I am living with is 25, has been married, had a child and then truned into an alcholic and lost everything. He has come to England to turn his life around. The other night he got pissed and tried to strangle a cabbie.

Orlando Bloom came in the other day, he is learning to ride a motorbike. I bet his next film has something to do with riding a motorbike.