Living in this town I've become pretty good at picking who the wierdos are a fair distance off. The other day a knew this wierd cat was goin to ask me for either cigarettes or cash when he was at least 200 yards away. I gave him a cigarette, but do not fret, I haven't begun to smoke. Yous see, a good way of making a bit of bunse (bunsen burner, nice little earner) on the side is to but a 20 pack of benson hedges for £6 and then selling them to customers of workmates for 50p each.
Anyway, Little Britain is pretty much spot-on. Especially Vicky Pollard, violent girl gangs bashing people is rife here at the moment. League of Gentleman is pretty accurate as well. i have been chased out of six corner shops over the past month by people with slightly up-turned noses.
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