A wise man named Joshua Lawson once told an astute Ed Kavaluss that a study his mates did at university on the contents of the chicken doner kebab they purchased from their local doner kebab shop. Their findings discovered that 80% of the meat in the kebab was actually seagull. Apart from feeling guilty about all those times i had given the remnants of my kebab to a seagull, this got me thinking. When i had finished thinking chose to not believe this statement and pass it off as a desperate Josh Lawson just lying to try and find himself a proper job. i.e not living off funny and clever performances on thank god you're here.
Thats all a bit off the point but needless to say i didn't believe the fact until I arrived in Prague. I ventured into a kebab store early one morning after a night out on the town, purchased a kebab and made a reference about it being mostly seagull. the man whose job it was to shave the meat turned around and gave me one of the scariest smiles i have ever seen. I munched into the kebab and realised why i got such a wierd smile.
I now believe Josh Lawson to have never once spoken anything but the truth in his life and i will never eat a kebab in eastern europe again.
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